BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!

Hearts today have completed a triple signing a day shy of the transfer deadline.

BOOM! – In comes Mirsad Beslija from Belgian club Racing Genk. After a couple of weeks of is it on / is it not on. 1.2 million Euros (£850,000) was the price Hearts paid for the super-fast winger. A 3 ½ year deal was signed.

BOOM! – In comes Juho ‘Shevchenko’ Makela from Finland. 500,000 Euros was the going price for the goal machine. Hearts beat off competition from the likes of FC Basel to land the 22 year old. A 3 ½ year deal was also signed.

BOOM! – In comes Swiss defender Jose Gonclaves, just fresh from under 21 action in Portugal has ALSO signed a 3 ½ year deal. FC Thun was the losers in that deal. Hearts signed Jose on a free. FC Basel were also after his signature, but as per, the lure of decent football and Champions League glory nights made his mind up.

So there you have it folks. No 36 year-old dettol whiffin retards at this major club!

Keep it here. I will write up the threesomes past later this evening.

Gadgey.